Monday, March 7, 2011

Nut shots




Dont you guys just hate it when someone feels the need to just hit you as hard as they can in the nuts.  It happens to me all the time.  Yesterday i was at home and my brother calls my name jsut so i turn around to give him a perfect target to my nuts.  He picked up a pear and him my nuts as hard as he could.  I'm not a baby for crying because all of you men know how it is out there getting hit in the nuts.  It hurts your feelings a lot.  Also it happens all the time at lunch bc thats when my nuts r out in the open.  Oh i hope you guys are not thinking about gettting hit in the balls like any of these.....






 


 





I mean when im eating my honey roasted planters nuts out of the can.  My brother hit the can with the pear he didnt hit my genitalia bro.  No i cried because i spilled my brand new fresh from the store honey roasted nuts.  You would not belive what my brother did next.  HE MADE ME CLEAN IT UP!  I ws so mad.  That is why i had to blog out my anger.  Wait i think i hear my brother.  If he sees me blogging he will call me a homo and tell everyone that i am locked in the closet and i lost the key because it is very dark in here.  I have to get off bc my brother will see and do this to me.....

 
 Bye.

Dirty Mustaches


What are we going to do with all of these illegal Mexicans jumping our bordering without even shaving?  They have to notice that nobody in their race can grow a real full mustache.  Look at this kid that I saw hopping our border...

How can this be allowed in our country?  And look at the person to the right of him wearing a red jacket.  Who wears red jackets anymore?  Every REAL U.S. citizen knows that you are only allowed to wear black, white, navy blue, orange, or rainbow jackets in this country.  Only red COATS are allowed to be worn.  Who do they think they are coming into our country with dirty mustaches, red coats, and the unusual entertainment of seeing a octagonal meatball take a tumble to the floor.  Please comment on why these creatures should not enter the US and help build up a defense in Djibouti just incase this ugly species tries to reach it.

White swagger

I definetly agree with my man tommy that white ppl do have swagger.  Look at this guy....


This is more manly than any of you black guys could ever wish to be.